I don’t wanna preach, we’ve had enough of that
I don’t wanna screech, I’m not that kinda cat
He’s come down among us, he’s hairy and humongous
And he’s come to show us the way

Show us the way, to a brighter today
Inter-dimensional Sasquatch from outer-space

He’s come down among us, he’s hairy and humungous
He’s come to show us the way

I was walking in the woods one day, what do you think I saw?
It was a peaceful, pleasant day, what do you think I saw?
Suddenly to my surprise, what do you think I saw?
Something taking very big strides, what do you think I saw?

It was a hairy-looking, big-footed, arm-swinging, ape-looking man
I stopped and stared, froze and shook, I jumped up, and I ran, and I ran

It was a hairy-looking, big-footed, arm-swinging, ape-looking man
I stopped and stared, froze and shook, I jumped up, and I ran, and I ran

"Come back." he said inside my head, "the time is late I must relate
Here comes the dusk and so I must, give these words to you

"Fear not we come in peace to this land of a distant sun
To the people and the trees the truth is we’re all one

"There are 7 colors in the spectrum that you’ve seen
But it’s important that you know subterranean green"

Long, long away in the distant future
There will be a man by the name of Narluga
He'll come from the land that we now call Alaska
His parents will say, "Son, we gotta ask ya
We're the last of our clan
And we come from a dying land
Won't travel the time bridge and stop this
If you can

"Narluga, Narluga
Narluga, Narluga

"Our great grandfather's weren't so great
They certainly weren't the brightest primates
They didn't have much respect for this place
They poisoned their own living space
So go back into the past
Go now and do it fast
Tell them their way of living just can't last

"Narluga, Narluga
Narluga, Narluga

"Narluga, Narluga
Narluga, Narluga"