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Meta​-​Fur​-​ical: The Complete Sasquatch Saga II

by Lance Eads

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Preliloquy 00:34
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The year was 2030 or 40 something Humanity was in danger from themselves Our hero Narluga did a dumb thing That inspired this heroic tale He traveled the time bridge in the woods In a last ditch effort to find help He found Sasquatch or maybe I should Say Sasquatch found him but oh well In any event the Sasquatch revealed Their formula for cutting through illusion To put an end to war and heal This world but some saw this as intrusion And that’s our story thusly far There’s also some far out stuff About changing colors & bubble space-cars But I think for now that’s enough
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1 Call 03:35
Narluga, Narluga What’s gonna happen To our futa? You were our prophet of the pine trees But some thought you were diseased Speaking of oneness & love & all that childish stuff They said, “He’s not right in the head!” & they locked you up instead Narluga, Narluga I suppose you Could’ve been shrewda Shouting on streets & sidewalks About psychic-powered Sasquatch Traveling in bubbles; not to mention All this talk of another dimension You should really have been more subtle If you don’t want your planet in rubble Narluga, Narluga Hang in there & be a troopa Stay positive & keep watch For rescue via Sasquatch We may have to reveal our presence Because time is of the essence The sky isn’t falling but the oceans are rising & none of this should be very surprising But when the earth people see us I am surmising Things may get slightly unpleasant
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Not feeling too well sitting in my cell For the crime of loving the world I traveled thru time for the fate of mankind Across space & time I hurled Humanity watched by friendly Sasquatch I was their diplomat I wouldn’t be here charged with being weird If they’d chosen some other cat Not feeling too well sitting in my cell Think I’ll sing me a song It’s a little folk tune about the Sasquatch moon If you know it then sing a long
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I’m singing a song about the moon, about the moon Don’t get me wrong, it’s a catchy tune, it’s a catchy tune But it’s meant to draw attention not to itself, not to itself But to the moon that it mentions, the moon itself, the moon itself
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Well, all the doors of the psyche ward Burst open just like Jesus’ tomb I said, “Sorry boys, my ride is here, I believe I gotta zoom! Don’t want no trouble, but that’s my bubble. I don’t know how long they’ll wait. There’s peace to spread, hearts to be fed, There’s a whole planet to be saved!"
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Everybody was quite confused Seeing yellows, greens & blues, Indigos & violet, too The whole world became unhinged seeing these & red & orange Hairy people 10 ft. tall Who then addressed them all People of earth, please don’t freak, We come in peace, mild & meek We only wanna help you cope With things beyond your scope Wars over different ways of thinking, Ocean water steaming, stinking We’re red, orange, yellow, blue, violet, green, Indigo & 1 unseen When we combine we turn brown Or glow white like a wedding gown Metaphorically the bride, For every out has an inside We came to share a way to be, Not just an ideology The present is all that exists, Illusions hinder happiness Freedom must be mutual, With consciousness this world is full That which is empty will be filled, Peace will come when your soul is still Thoughts are flowers on mind trees, We’re all 1 if you know what I mean If you only get 1 thing outta this, Don’t get hung up on our hairy countenance Or whether we’re pre or post historical, The fact is we’re metaphorical
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Hello Sasquatch Woman, it’s been a long time. How are you? I hope you’re fine. And by the way, I love you. I was born on an earth that was barely alive And to try and save it I traveled backward thru time And on the way I met you. I lived in an Alaska whose face was changing. I was part of an indigenous sovereign nation. As you know, that is my tale. My tribal name, Narluga, is a marine mammal That exists in the futa from which I’ve traveled; The offspring of two kinds of whales. The Narwhal & Beluga, the Polar & Grizzly; They have their Nalruga, they have their Pizzly, Respectively, so why not we? You have fur and I have flesh. You’re 10ft tall, I’m somewhat less, But we could be happy. If you could love me as I love you, Sasquatch & human, stand in my shoes-- Well, not literally-- And not only that, but if we joined our fates We could save the human race, Albeit a bit more fuzzy. Hello Sasquatch Woman, it’s been a long time. How are you? I hope you’re fine. And by the way I love you. And She said, "Narluga, what is time? I’m doing well, but I have to decline. And by the way, I love you."
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The General Man addressed the crowd, “Men of earth get your jabby things out! Don’t listen to these Sasquatch Songs, Send those Big Feet back where they belong They’re here to enslave our bodies & minds, Just don’t let them stultify you with kindness I say we will die before with them we go, At any cost protect thy ego!” “We’re only here to help,” said the Squatch, “Over your emotions please keep watch. They have their place but don’t give them the reigns, Or they will drive you quite insane The ego is certainly a lovely flower, But it has no self-existence or power If you pull the petals off one by one You’ll find that soon you’re left with none Above all don’t give into hate For that will surely seal your fate And hate you may be quite surprised To learn is just a good disguise “What’s that” said General Man, “I hear? A disguise for what?” Sasquatch said, “Fear” Yea, though we walk through The Valley of Incomprehension We will fear no Sasquatch And need we mention The Big Footed gurus in all their hues Are here to guide me & you We will ride their Bubbles to the other shore, but not for real, it’s a metaphor
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Narluga & Sasquatch Woman (Whose name was Rosé) Sat as the sun set feeling ok In the sand on the beach as the waves lapped in rhythm When suddenly Rosé started in singing Here's the song that she sang with the sun in the west Narluga played the drums & It went:
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When we last left Narluga, he was dancing w/ the Sasquatches, having successfully shared their message of peace, love, happiness, freedom, & spec-truly-based ethics with the human(e [?]) world (though, he still harbored romantical feels about 1 particle-er she-squatch, which he may/not per-sew). The Sasquatches were prepared to mentor the earthians in their way-of-ways in order to bring about sustainability in the environment, in polly-ticks, & in inter-personalized relatability-ships.

...But...

Some of the earthians took a fence to the implied-ification that life wasn't all it could be. They labeled Narluga a maniacal lunatic & threw him in the who's-gow! They prepared to do war to the pacifistical Sasquatches!

& that's where we continue this dramatization of the revelation of our Big Foot relations, so don't change the station!

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released April 19, 2018

Lance Eads- electrical guitar, acoustical guitar, vox, drumz, electronic bass, mouth organ, forkelele, native American flute, sax noise

Brenda Eads- vox on "Meanwhile in Our Little Bubble" and "She Shrees Sasquatch by the Shree Shore"

All songs written, produced, & engineered by Lance Eads

Story transmitted via spectrophonograph & Sasquatchelepathy to Narluga & subsequencially relayed to Lance, who then musicalized the happenins. Here endeth the epistemology!

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